November 2008 Archives
STRATEGIES FOR DEALING WITH DEAD HORSES
Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a
dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in business we
often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse."
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment.
10. Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead."
11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse.
12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
15. Do an outsourcing study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
16 Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster.
17. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.
18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
Question: What do these humorous comments suggest about organizational rationality?
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i heard reference to this at a conference that i spoke at in Venice. GREAT line. how do we deal with those dead horses in our lives? no idea where the original came from.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Robinson
flew back from Tianjin with Mary. She has had an amazing life. it was a great honour.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR66ZdQt0aM
wires. i really have a growing dislike for wires. two large canvas bags are full of wires at home. legacy of an industry which loved to differentiate. a waste of oil and minerals...and my patience. i pine for the day when those lab fantasies of our devices of all sizes can recharge on almost any surface by induction. it will come. soon please.
i am deeply hopeful for the future of America.
